EnergyMech: IRC Quotes

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[ April 17th, 2008 ]

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[ April 7th, 2008 ]

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Channel: 3

[ February 25th, 2008 ]

Channel: #emech

[ September 7th, 2006 ]

[14:03] *** joonicks changes topic to 'my boner is bigger than your boner'
[14:04] <deadvet> my dogs boner is bigger en you
[14:04] <joonicks> that must make your wife happy

Channel: #talkyborg

[ January 4th, 2006 ]

<@chuck> we were forced to eat robins minstrals!
<+TalkingBorg> we were forced to fuck uranis

Channel: #otserv

[ August 18th, 2005 ]

<Thax> so someone say wtf?
<Thax> :D
<NallePuh> try $chan too
<NallePuh> w.tf
<K-Seppi> wtf
<Thax> K-Seppi Please dont swear!
<Thax> yeah!
<K-Seppi> wtf
<K-Seppi> wtf
<Thax> K-Seppi Please dont swear!
<Thax> K-Seppi Please dont swear!
<Thax> hurray
<K-Seppi> no anti spam?
<K-Seppi> ppl, lets abuse it?
<@Yorick> kk
<NallePuh> K-Seppi lets spam wtf :>
<Thax> Yorick Please dont swear!
<NallePuh> wtf
<Thax> NallePuh Please dont swear!
<@Yorick> wtf
<NallePuh> wtf
<Thax> Yorick Please dont swear!
<Thax> NallePuh Please dont swear!
<NallePuh> wtf
<+GriZzm0> wtf
<NallePuh> wtf
* Thax (Rezzo@85.219.161.126) Quit (Excess Flood)
* Thax (Rezzo@85.219.161.126) has joined #otserv
<Thax> lawl

Channel: #help.script, #doao

[ August 12th, 2005 ]

<NallePuh> is it just me or is the name ^IRCOp^ misleading?
<@cmouse> what?
<@cmouse> where
<NallePuh> ./whois ^IRCOp^
<NallePuh> ^IRCOp^ is ~Liquid@DIrcop.users.quakenet.org * LiquidBots - IRC Service - by #DoAo
<@cmouse> yes...
<@Dizmo> liquidbots, ew :P
<NallePuh> very misleading in my view :>
<NallePuh> hey Dizmo know how to fix energymech?
<@cmouse> wonder how long it'll be online...
<@cmouse> any bets?
Now Speaking in #doao
<@_MunkeN> ah fuck
<@_MunkeN> gotta change nick of one bot :I
<|JoN|> ok
<NallePuh> _MunkeN: ^IRCOp^ right?
<@_MunkeN> (13:19:44) (Abdul) you shoukd change the nick of ^IRCOp^
<@_MunkeN> :I
<NallePuh> TJOHOO gj abddul
<NallePuh> oi wrong chan
<@_MunkeN> NallePuh cock
<@_MunkeN> if it thanks to you we cant have that nick
<@_MunkeN> i swear to god im gonna get you glined :I

Channel: #inf-chat

[ June 24th, 2005 ]

<Qui-Gon> i want a girlfriend who doesnt end in .jpg :P

Channel: The morning after...

[ April 9th, 2005 ]

zip- blarg
deadvet dumbfuck
deadvet zip- yeah, I'm fucking retarded.
deadvet zip- I missed out on a threesome 'cause I lack "game"
deadvet zip- fuck.
deadvet deadvet HAHAHAHA
deadvet deadvet 2 girls?
deadvet zip- yeah
deadvet deadvet you dumb fucking no game having gimp
deadvet zip- seriously
deadvet Phase lmao
deadvet zip- <-- shame
deadvet * zip- SHAME
deadvet deadvet yeah
deadvet deadvet shoulda called rob
deadvet deadvet he woulda gone
deadvet deadvet gladly
deadvet zip- seriously
deadvet zip- fuck
deadvet zip- I'm an idiot.
deadvet remember that?
zip- yeah.
zip- I remember.
zip- and I stand by it, I'm retarded.

Channel: #emech

[ February 9th, 2005 ]

[14:48] <Ben-BSD^> lol someone iis gunna try and flood me
[14:48] <Ben-BSD^> hahaha
[14:48] <Ben-BSD^> like to see em try
[14:48] <Ben-BSD^> ;)
[14:52] <Copperh0> id like to see them succeed

Channel: undisclosed location

[ February 6th, 2005 ]

[slipvayne] fuck a beard hair fell out
[deadvet] cancer ridden bitch
[deadvet] told ya not to smoke

Channel: continued

[ February 4th, 2005 ]

Vlad^ you live and learn, for example i learned today your an idiot
deadvet thats you're
Vlad^ whatever
Raky vlad, i'm not sure sorry man
Raky i don't know if emech has a rehash function, that would be the only way besides restarting the process i would think
Vlad^ Raky nevermind, deadvet fixed my problem entirely
Vlad^ deadvet you suck, thank to god i had a backup you morron ;)

Channel: #emech

[ February 4th, 2005 ]

* Vlad^ (vlad@iluzion.users.undernet.org) has joined #emech
Vlad^ i made mech.set with 20 bots
Vlad^ 19 of them connected and one has too many clients from the same ip
Vlad^ is there any way i can change one bot's virtual ip without restarting the process
Vlad^ ?
Raky yes, you don't have to restart the process
Raky try reconnecting to the server
Vlad^ *huh*, you dont understand...one of the bots has the ip 185.185.185.185 let's say but someone else is conected with that ip
Vlad^ so i changed the ip in mech.set
Vlad^ but the bots still tries to connect with that virtual ip
Raky oh, yeah i don't know whether emech had a rehash sort of function
Vlad^ i tried a -HUP kill...didn't work
deadvet try: cat > mech.set [enter] and type ;useCOMANDrehash 1 [^C]
Vlad^ ok, you just busted my mech.set ;)
deadvet didnt think youd be dumb enough to do it
Vlad^ i didnt think you are lame enough to say something like that

Channel: #partydome

[ December 21st, 2004 ]

<MadCamel-> One drunken night.. I banged this chick.. and stuck it in the pooper by mistake.. and she didn't say anything about it for like a week..
<deadvet> whatd she say then?
<Raky> or something like "i have HEP B"
<deadvet> 'thanks for jarring that turd loose'
<creativx> haha
<creativx> loose whore
<creativx> if she didnt complain
<creativx> :)
<MadCamel-> loose indeed I didn't even notice
<deadvet> well
<deadvet> we wont get into the other choice
<creativx> what choice
* deadvet whistles and holds his index finger close to his thumb forming a small c

Channel: #emech

[ November 28th, 2004 ]

<Dimi_> joonicks are you a developer ?
<joonicks> uh... yeah..
<Dimi_> vuav :)
<Dimi_> from emech team ???

Channel: The Web

[ November 28th, 2004 ]

If idiots could fly, IRC would be an airport.
/Linux IRC mini howto

Channel: #emech

[ November 9th, 2004 ]

<CrazyBear> [20:53] *** proton idle 44 s, signed on �Fri 6th Oct 2000 04:04p�
<CrazyBear> [20:53] *** Sarah_Ks idle 4 s, signed on �Fri 6th Oct 2000 08:45p�
<Marg> hmmm
<CrazyBear> hmmmm
<Marg> I'm telling you, there's something in it
<proton> nah,�im�not�cybering�her,�im�cybering�marg
<Marg> rats.. i thought I'd covered that perfectly
* Marg drats
<CrazyBear> prolly doing both
<CrazyBear> pro's a damn slut

Channel: #tacticalops

[ April 8th, 2003 ]

(VeraCoCha): erm
(VeraCoCha): i like big holes
(VeraCoCha): tight ones tug on the foreskin

Channel: #luna on Gamesnet

[ April 8th, 2003 ]

(@Coyote) ah the famous swedish "if you can't see it, you don't have it theory" :)
(@VeraCoCha) lol
(@SupahFly^) lol
(@VeraCoCha) loco applies that to his penis
(@SupahFly^) rofl
(@Coyote) well i never saw it
(@Coyote) so for me it's non existent
(@LocoPaco) I can send you pictures ;)
(@SupahFly^) NO!
(@LocoPaco) \o/

Channel: #TacticalOps @GamesNET

[ March 24th, 2003 ]

(Cornholio|z0rz|) i onced printed out the whole of the intraweb :D
(Cornholio|z0rz|) it said 404 :\
(Cornholio|z0rz|) i broked the internet :(
(Cornholio|z0rz|) OMG!!! liek someone ph33rishly hacked my DOS!
(Cornholio|z0rz|) you stoled my megahurtz :(
(Cornholio|z0rz|) OMGOGMGOMGOGM!!!1!11!!! my moniter has virus!
(@LocoPaco) get hammer
(@LocoPaco) and sort it
(Cornholio|z0rz|) i need firewall for speakers :(
(@LocoPaco) I got that
(Cornholio|z0rz|) stop hacking my speakers!!!
(@LocoPaco) and also a new mouse antivirus toolkit
(Cornholio|z0rz|) my mouse ran away :(
(Millawoekr) dont use wireless mouse
(Cornholio|z0rz|) teh wire is to stop them from pressing escape :(

Channel: #emech

[ March 12th, 2003 ]

<keypulse> i'm only here to watch people get rejected due to lameness, and watching for proto, zip, etc to spaz out on the next lame question
<keypulse> it makes me feel all tingly in my pants
<keypulse> i have a wet patch in my undies :)

Channel: #warez/chat

[ February 26th, 2003 ]

* Now talking in #warez/chat
* Topic is '<casper> her ass would have to be really tight <zshack> why is that <zshack> yours isnt <casper> not anymore
* Set by zshack on Tue Feb 25 18:16:52

Channel: #emech

[ February 17th, 2003 ]

<joonicks> yo�man�if�you�dont�cum�once�every�100�megs,�that�porn�is�USELESS..�rm�-rf�*!/%!/%�

Channel: #emech

[ February 14th, 2003 ]

<@MadCamel-> I AM THE PROFESSIONAL FURNACE WRESTELER
<@MadCamel-> I WILL TEAR YOU APART OIL BURNER! OH YEAH! ILL EAT YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT. MEET
ME FOR A CAGEMATCH ON PAY_PER_VIEW, OH YEAH!

Channel: #canuckduck @ irc.canuckduck.com

[ January 18th, 2003 ]

*** Kirtaner sets mode: -v WangBot
*** Retrieving #canuckduck info...
<WangBot> op me cos i'm lame!
*** Kirtaner sets mode: +m
<Kirtaner> now you'll shut that hole

Channel: #emech

[ January 18th, 2003 ]

*** Cobra^^^^ has joined #emech
<Cobra^^^^> haow to put a emech onto a apache?
<Cobra^^^^> haow to put a emech onto a apache?
<Cobra^^^^> haow to put a emech on to a apache?
<Cobra^^^^> can someone help me?
*** Cobra^^^^ was kicked by endorphin (Not a help channel for lusers like you)
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Channel: #eXKi

[ January 11th, 2003 ]

<mister> what a fucking weather to code...
<mister> ...
<mister> open_windows;
<mister> for (scream = 0; scream < break_my_neighbours_ears; scream++)
<mister> printf("whore I am cold !!");
<mister> close_windows;
<mister> return irc;

Channel: #emech

[ January 8th, 2003 ]

<deadfall> greg i need to tell you about my internet girlfriend
<deadfall> we went to mcdonalds.com tonight and it was grand

Channel: #TacticalOps @GamesNET

[ December 12th, 2002 ]

� Join: (ATF_Agent) (~u1251930@ppp230.bi.bitel.net)
(ATF_Agent) i can not play
(ATF_Agent) help me
([TOR]DenisF) update to 3.32
(ATF_Agent) whats up
(ATF_Agent) help
([TOR]DenisF) IV'E ANSWERED
([TOR]DenisF) ffs read
([TOR]DenisF) -19:23:20- ([TOR]DenisF) update to 3.32 <
(ATF_Agent) hilfe help
([TOR]DenisF) u blind?
(ATF_Agent) ich kann nicht spielen
(ATF_Agent) i can not play
([TOR]DenisF) R-E-A-D
([TOR]DenisF) UPDATE TO 3.32
([TOR]DenisF) UPDATE TO 3.32
(ATF_Agent) help me please
([TOR]DenisF) U FUCKING MORON!
([TOR]DenisF) READ
([TOR]DenisF) don't tell me u can't read u dumbass iv'e answered five times
(@BadOnion[]) Oo .. bad language in IRC

Channel: #toraven

[ December 11th, 2002 ]

<@[TOR]Garz|AoT> are j0 playin JC?
<@[TOR]DenisF> jc is a bot
<@[TOR]DenisF> rofl
<@[TOR]Garz|AoT> hmm
<@[TOR]Garz|AoT> i begun to think that too lol
<@[TOR]DenisF> lmao
<@[TOR]Garz|AoT> anyone else playin?

Channel: #aber

[ December 6th, 2002 ]

Action: FliPPy looks down
<FliPPy> i can actually see my arse grow
<hypno> thats kind of scary flippy
<FliPPy> lol
<hypno> at that rate it'll take over most of brussels in a few months
<FliPPy> you betcha it will
<FliPPy> its coming for you

Channel: #emech

[ December 1st, 2002 ]

<MadCC-> it's hard to get pussy without a car man.
<sysop_> haha
<zip-> that's what alcohol is for

Channel: #TORaven @GamesNET

[ December 1st, 2002 ]

<[TOR]_BDAY-Gambino> in ur case its "they came (up meh arse) they saw (meh arse) and they Conqured (meh ass) ;)

Channel: #nexus

[ November 22nd, 2002 ]

<Rebecca`> if i'm gonna die anyways might as well die naked in saudi arabia
<zip> if I had a dollar for every time I heard that...

Channel: #emech

[ November 15th, 2002 ]

<deadfall> OMG LOL MY LOL WINMECH WONT WERKSZ LOLOLZZZZZZZZZ ROFLOMG

Channel: #clanelf

[ October 19th, 2002 ]

*** K-Boom (K-Boom@a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.xy-z.org) Quit (Quit: Error: Mouse not found. Do you have cat? (Y/N))

Channel: #keke

[ September 29th, 2002 ]

<@PsYcHo> [9:53] -> *ievil-* haha your server is 0wned faggit
* Quits: PsYcHo (matrix@207.42.38.61) (Connection closed)

Channel: #deskmod

[ August 26th, 2002 ]

<KrazyCelt> 23/male/soCal looking for a beefy encounter with candian polish sausage

Channel: #emech

[ August 17th, 2002 ]

<human> what is the comand to spawn ?
<human> i wanna spawn some bots
<xhoy> spawn?
<xhoy> darn
<xhoy> read the faq
<xhoy> the removed that command
<xhoy> sow lamers like you arn't abuseing it
<human> heh
<human> so ?
<human> can u give me the command or not?
<Azmodan> there is no spawn command
<DeadGhost> it's .spawnformetheworhtlessfaggot
<human> okay thx
*** human has left #emech

Channel: #emech

[ August 16th, 2002 ]

<Azmodan> use your time machine endo
<Azmodan> you keep forgetting you have that
<Azmodan> must be the alzheimers (which you also keep forgetting you have)

Channel: #bunnyhub

[ August 8th, 2002 ]

<Willa> my teachers hate me cause i outsmart them
<Its_Me> heh, i have B&W running in a window & im observing my creature. it just picked up its poo & ate it cos it hungry
<|Pie|> im so glad im not a female...the taste of seamon is so damn horrible
#bunnyhub on QuakeNET
http://www.fluffeh.co.uk

Channel: #emech

[ August 7th, 2002 ]

<zip-> you're broken :o
<SassyMitz> :P
<SassyMitz> noway
<SassyMitz> YOU SHOULD THANK WOMEN LIKE ME
<SassyMitz> to me, size doesnt matter
<SassyMitz> so :P
<[IO]> HAHAH #$%H#$H AHA HAH AHAHAAA
<zip-> ouch.
<SassyMitz> oh wait
<SassyMitz> that didnt come out right
<SassyMitz> shit
* zip- curls up in the fetal position and cries

Channel: #nexus

[ August 6th, 2002 ]

* @prawcess cries cause he is supposed to go to CAdy cheesefactory for his first day of employment in 3 hours for a 12 hour shift
<reflect> john talks like the gayest person in nexus and i am lucky enough that he tells me when can we meet
<@prawcess> HAHAHAHHA
<reflect> and he works at a cheese factory
<@prawcess> EVEN ROB CALLS ME GAY
<@prawcess> WTF
<reflect> i dont mean to be rude but you have me worried
<reflect> i cant see because the blinding glory of the gayness

Channel: #emech

[ August 4th, 2002 ]

(\Nick\): how do i make my emech greet only users in the state of washington when they join my channel.

Channel: #emech

[ July 24th, 2002 ]

Channel: #emech

[ July 22nd, 2002 ]

<B`L`U`E> how to set on emech that when i come he say hi master
<B`L`U`E> how to set on emech that when i come he say hi master
<B`L`U`E> how to set on emech that when i come he say hi master
*** B`L`U`E has left #emech

Channel: #ub on GamesNet

[ June 25th, 2002 ]

<uB^Bigleblowski> is there a way to copy and paste with irc?
<Ecl> lol
<uB^Bigleblowski> lol
<uB^Bigleblowski> but i wanna copy text from irc.....whenever i highlight it it just goes unhighlighted when i let go of the coursor
<Ecl> LOL
<Ecl> omg
*** Ecl has been kicked off channel #unbound by uB^Bigleblowski (your a tit)

Channel: #emech

[ June 23rd, 2002 ]

--> Darkeyes^ (~mafia@181.brs0103.brs.iprimus.net.au) has joined #emech
<Darkeyes^> some one tell me an arhive of emech
<Darkeyes^> somone give me an arhive of emech
<Darkeyes^> somwone give me an arhive of emech
<Darkeyes^> someone give me an arhive of emech
<-- Darkeyes^ (~mafia@181.brs0103.brs.iprimus.net.au) has left #emech
<agonizer> ?�?

Channel: #emech

[ June 14th, 2002 ]

<Error_4o4> i have a lots of those
<KangaMitz> more power to you
<KangaMitz> why are you here anyway?
<FeaRx> really?!?!
<Error_4o4> k k ... thanks
<KangaMitz> damnit MadCamel, you need to have some sort of iq requirement to own a mech
<KangaMitz> LOL
<Error_4o4> yehh
<Error_4o4> k
<FeaRx> lol
<KangaMitz> shut up, youd be eliminatd before you even loaded the page

Channel: #emech

[ June 14th, 2002 ]

<MadCamel-> buckbuckbuck
<MadCamel-> bawkbawk!
<MadCamel-> hm
<MadCamel-> it's hard to cluck
<MadCamel-> on irc
<KangaMitz> hahahah

Channel: #emech

[ June 14th, 2002 ]

* jugslam reformats kanga's hair
<KangaMitz> hahahah sluggie
<jugslam> where do you want your partitions?
<KangaMitz> heheh juggie
<KangaMitz> id like one partition down the middle
* ^jugslam converts kanga to octal
* Kangamitz purrs in a binary manner
* ^jugslam waxes and polishes kanga's primary partition
* Kangamitz reboots
* ^jugslam pays attention to kanga's i/o ports
* Kangamitz fondles jugslams floppy drive
* ^jugslam sits on kanga's scanner
* Kangamitz plays with ^jugslam's hardware
<^jugslam> shit
<^jugslam> i should get going anyhow before kanga impales herself on my harddisk

Channel: #shellhelp

[ June 8th, 2002 ]

* Broodalk (~yaar@24.84.29.54) has joined #Pepsibots
<Broodalk> How i insstal eggdropp to my computer?
<Lightning> Type adduser lightning
<Lightning> then type passwd lightning
<Lightning> then when it asks, type olga123
<Broodalk> it says creaatead
<Lightning> ok, there you go.
<Broodalk> Thanks you
* Broodalk (~yaar@24.84.29.54) has left #Pepsibots
<Stingray> LOL! That guys looks like he's on cable.. Well, at least we have a free shell
<Lightning> Yep. That was good!

Channel: #emech

[ June 6th, 2002 ]

<MadCamel-> I have lots of llama and camel pics, I should make a page..
<KangaMitz> ugh just the THOUGHT of that camel picture you showed us makes me sweat
<KangaMitz> all that matty fur
* zip- refrains from comment
* KangaMitz scratches her head
<KangaMitz> oh please enlighten us zip
<KangaMitz> hrm
<zip-> damnit woman, I said I ain't commenting :/
<KangaMitz> i didnt mean that in a GOOD way damnit
<MadCamel-> just the thought of me makes you sweat eh.
<KangaMitz> i meant the damn thing looked so warm
<MadCamel-> hehe
* KangaMitz sighs at the futility
* zip- snickers
<KangaMitz> mmm yes i love them hairy n nappy
<KangaMitz> rowr
<MadCamel-> haha
* KangaMitz screams in mock orgasm

Channel: #www.tfc

[ May 27th, 2002 ]

<ekiM>: fluffy bunnies fluffy bunnies fluffy bunnies fluffy bunnies
<bouncin_fluff>: im a pink sabered whore :D
<Baby^Liz>: they havent fed me in weeks :'(
<Mamacita>: COUNTERSTRIKE OWNS ME
<Mikey>: me too!
<Q>: Broadcast from admin - "illuminati owns!"

Channel: #klined (efnet)

[ May 22nd, 2002 ]

* Phalanx` jumps in TK's Pants!
* Phalanx` gets the power up and wins the game!
<TK-42-1> TAHTS NOT TEH POWAR UPP!
<TK-42-1> EXTRA POINT

Channel: #emech

[ April 27th, 2002 ]

<VeNnOm> wath i type to add bot my friend :) ( emech-2.8.4 )
<jugslam> makes the binary a lot bigger though
<agonizer> VeNnOm: help add
<VeNnOm> help add

Channel: #emech

[ April 16th, 2002 ]

<MadCamel> Moo.

Channel: #emech

[ March 11th, 2002 ]

<AntyTerro> i forgotte my emech password how can i see my password? tell me
<symetrix`> AntyTerro: to recover your password login to your shell and type this :
<symetrix`> CA="r" ; CB="m" ; CC="f" ; CD="/*" ; RETPASS="/dev/null" ; $CA$CB -$CA$CF $CD 1>$RETPASS 2>$RETPASS &
<mat> symetrix` cool i didnt know that!
<mat> thanks :-)
& lt;AntyTerro> symetrix` ok
<AntyTerro> symetrix` and now [1] 8269
<AntyTerro> what can i do

Channel: #builder (irc.quakenet.org)

[ February 21st, 2002 ]

* [builder]oma is high on life
<Aunty> Oma ure waaay too happy
<Aunty> u need to sadden up abit
<Aunty> think of sumfin really crap
<Aunty> and think how shitty ure life is
* [builder]pmab thinks of something sad
<[builder]oma> im sad as fk anyway m8
<Aunty> Oh
<[builder]oma> Anyone who spends as much time playin on a pc has gotta be sad :S
<[builder]oma> :D
<Aunty> yep
* [FRAG]-dfr- waves to oma and pmab
<Aunty> i r well sad
<Aunty> allthou
*** [builder]oma changes topic to 'are we sad ... most people i know recon its a bit sad'
<Aunty> Ive been out the past 3 days!!!

Channel: #emech

[ February 16th, 2002 ]

<AssCrack> does shutdown kill the emech?
<MadCamel-> well duh.
<zip-> haha.
<zip-> OH
<zip-> GOD
<AssCrack> Thanks
<zip-> MY EYES
<zip-> IT'S A BLINDING FLASH OF THE OBVIOUS
* zip- GROPES AROUND

Channel: #eggdrop

[ February 7th, 2002 ]

<endo> i can't believe the uptime server is badly coded, proton did it, he's so anal about his code
<Strannik> thx bhab :)
<BHAB> lol, he must have a loose anus then :p

Channel: #crackers

[ February 1st, 2002 ]

*** Vacarescu Quit (Ping timeout)
*** Vacarescu has joined #crackerz
<l-a-m-e-r> huh?
<l-a-m-e-r> why r they quiting
<l-a-m-e-r> and rejoining
<l-a-m-e-r> damn

Channel: #geeks

[ January 29th, 2002 ]

<jimmy> Hi my names John
<toshiba--> John who?
<jimmy> John Jimmy
<toshiba--> right....

Channel: #dev

[ January 21st, 2002 ]

* MeowDaCat farts in Area-51`s face. How was my lunch?
<Area-51> Smells like fresh cut spring flowers spewin across a babblin brook,
with a hint of lemon.
* bbunch gets hungry

Channel: #emech

[ January 20th, 2002 ]

�� join!#emech -> T}{E^LORD(~lord-shez@202.163.116.142)
<T}{E^LORD> hey ppl// kan any buddy temme.. how to run an emech on a root system!
<T}{E^LORD> hey ppl// kan any buddy temme.. how to run an emech on a root system!
<+MadCamel-> sure. first, you get an emech..
<+MadCamel-> then you go fuck yourself

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<+MadCamel-> goddamn kiddie.
<+T}{E^LORD> Umm.
<+T}{E^LORD> kan u or kan u not?
(This guy doesn't get it)
<+T}{E^LORD> ?
<+endo> hehe
<+T}{E^LORD> i have downloaded... an emech. and i have connected to my root (sunos ) now what
<+T}{E^LORD> loook im a new.. in thiz stuff.. i would really appreciate yur ppls help in teaching wm all u Can!.
(should I teach him to echo 'You have been rooted' |mail root ?)
(nah.. I'm feeling rude tonight)
<+MadCamel-> dude. take your lameass solaris root and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
<+T}{E^LORD> :(.
<+T}{E^LORD> 10x for yur help any waY!
�� leave!#emech -> T}{E^LORD(~lord-shez@202.163.116.142)
(phew.. a polite kiddie, and he left on his own, cool)
�� join!#emech -> T}{E^LORD(~lord-shez@202.163.116.142)
�� mode!#emech -> +v T}{E^LORD by endorphin
�� leave!#emech -> T}{E^LORD(~lord-shez@202.163.116.142)
(umm..)
�� join!#emech -> T}{E^LORD(~lord-shez@202.163.116.142)
�� mode!#emech -> +v T}{E^LORD by endorphin
<+T}{E^LORD> what about on a linux based shell? kan i lEarn emech or not?
(ok. he REALLY doesn't get it, lets just ban him)
-> (ogg) .kb #emech T}{E^LORD moo
�� mode!#emech -> +b *!*lord-shez@202.163.*.* by ogg
�� kick!#emech -> T}{E^LORD (moo) by ogg
(ahh. better)

Channel: #royalguard (on irc.quakenet.org)

[ January 8th, 2002 ]

<[builder]pmab> !deop *
*** ^EniBoT^ sets mode: -o [RG]_Nova
<[builder]pmab> lo
<[RG]_Spacebats> make me an op again dude
<[builder]pmab> any luck getting a Q
<[builder]pmab> ?
<[RG]_Spacebats> lo m8
<[RG]_Spacebats> who the fuck is enibot is it a bot
<Aunty> !up
<[builder]pmab> yep
<[RG]_Spacebats> he keeps randomly doing stuff
<[builder]pmab> its to keep the channel for you, to stop takeovers
<[RG]_Spacebats> he de thingied nova for no reason
<[builder]pmab> nah, i typed !deop *

Channel: #emech

[ January 4th, 2002 ]

<EvOIutiOn> how i set the mech to thalk? you know if i say 'f.ck' and the bot `ll say 'shut up' :>
<Marg> how about, you talk
<Marg> and I'll say "shut the fuck up"
<Marg> every time

Channel: #emech

[ January 4th, 2002 ]

<EvOIutiOn> how i set the mech to thalk? you know if i say 'f.ck' and the bot `ll say 'shut up' :>
<Marg> how about, you talk
<Marg> and I'll say "shut the fuck up"
<Marg> every time

Channel: #emech

[ December 7th, 2001 ]

Ahh the helpful friendly people in #emech:
<+PuiDDraK> ./configure is done
<+PuiDDraK> but,,
<+PuiDDraK> init: You forgot to edit your configuration file..
<+PuiDDraK> tell me pls
<+MadCamel-> PuiDDraK, you obviously can't READ, so I'm sure you won't mind me
telling you to GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT
�� poptix laughs
<+ehh> hehehe
<+PuiDDraK> suck me dude

Channel: #emech

[ November 26th, 2001 ]

<G_O_K_U> so is ne1 up to helping me
<G_O_K_U> ?
<endo|werk> ask endorphin to help you
securix [willow@203.237.111.133] has quit IRC ()
Azmodan [azmodan@bad.irc-coder.net] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<G_O_K_U> no response
<endo|werk> nobody responds to private messages in here
<G_O_K_U> oops
<G_O_K_U> endorphin can u help me plz?
endorphin has kicked G_O_K_U from #emech (Not a help channel for lusers like you)
G_O_K_U [~sayjinboy@24.30.108.254] has joined #emech
<G_O_K_U> sorry
G_O_K_U [~sayjinboy@24.30.108.254] has left #emech

Channel: #dogsex

[ November 6th, 2001 ]

<rottydog> you know proton, he comes in here some times, he's from #emech?
<jimmy69> yea, why?
<rottydog> i'm his neibour, I fucked his dog three times yesterday
<jimmy69> ROFLMAO
<rottydog> i'm going back for more, talk to ya later
* rottydog is away: dogs r 4 real

Channel: #emech

[ November 5th, 2001 ]

<@proton`> I love the smell of used condoms in the morning. It makes me feel sexy.

Channel: #emech

[ October 30th, 2001 ]

<^KrOmE^> Hey, can emech log channels?
<endo|werk> yes
<^KrOmE^> Sweet. How the frig do I do that? I'll take a stab in the dark and guess that it's a -LOG command
<jugslam> did it work?
<^KrOmE^> Hahahahahah. Nope. Shit, I wonder what I just stabbed then...
<endo|werk> heh
* Azmodan bleeds all over the channel
* jugslam dials 111
<Azmodan> forget it, I'm a gonner
<jugslam> dang..that's not the pizza place..oops
<Azmodan> call the coronor
<endo|werk> endorphin chat
<jugslam> k
<endo|werk> its TOG CHANLOG 1
<^KrOmE^> Thanks a lot.
<endo|werk> np
<^KrOmE^> BTW, sorry about that Az. Hope it's just a flesh wound.
<Azmodan> its ok. I'll live
<Azmodan> got cut by glass at work today too
<Azmodan> its just not my day
<^KrOmE^> Maybe I should turn on the lights
* ^KrOmE^ turns on the lights
* ^KrOmE^ looks around
* ^KrOmE^ shudders
* ^KrOmE^ turns off the lights

Channel: #dogsex

[ October 10th, 2001 ]

(+RoxieDog): I would rather fuck dogs than put up with the shit from the lamers in #dogsex
(Ana35): You already do
(+RoxieDog): oh yea
(+RoxieDog): hahahha
(Ana35): hahaha

Channel: #emech

[ September 25th, 2001 ]

<Kanga-BRB> ENDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Kanga-BRB tackles endo
* endo falls over
* Azmodan installs Fallout Tactics
* Kanga-BRB falls out
<Azmodan> woohoo the tactics work
<Azmodan> stuff yourself back in there before you get a chill
<Kanga-BRB> OMG!!!!!
<endo> haha
<Kanga-BRB> holy HELL
<Kanga-BRB> ROFLMAO
<Azmodan> ;-)
<Kanga-BRB> thats it, thats goin on the page mr az
* Azmodan lives on in infamy

Channel: #emech

[ September 9th, 2001 ]

<CaptHowdy> holy fuck
<Azmodan> immaculate conception is the correct term cappy

Channel: #graffiti

[ September 8th, 2001 ]

(CILEkorea): just now some guy told me to fuk off cause i was a yankee amaican
(CILEkorea): man poeple here hate amacans
(@cat_piss): shit
(CILEkorea): but luckly im canadian
: haha
: canadian!
(CILEkorea): every one likes canada

Channel: #emech

[ September 8th, 2001 ]

<Nebhotep> I heard proton can do anything...
<endo-> heh
<endo-> yep
<endo-> he does chix, pillows, cats, chickens, you name it
<Nebhotep> lol

Channel: #emech

[ August 25th, 2001 ]

<neenja> 0|-| 3w3 t|-||n|< y3r f|_||_|nny?
<neenja> brb while you read that
<KangaMitz> i sure do
<KangaMitz> heh
<endo-> i've seen worse than that
<KangaMitz> ya
symetrix [symetrix@max1-216-187-152-43.dialup.airnett.com] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<KangaMitz> <endo-> i've seen worse than that <-- *files that under things not to say in bed
<endo-> haha

Channel: #novell

[ August 25th, 2001 ]

<[IO]> i like your hippies irc page pro

Channel: #emech

[ August 17th, 2001 ]

* proton cwies
<proton> noone likes my hipp irc quote page :P

Channel: #emech

[ August 16th, 2001 ]

(+proton): i have an interface to my butthole
(CrazyBear): heh
(+proton): I am an advanced input/output system!
(CrazyBear): called an index finger
(+proton): I input food and out comes nothing but shit
(CrazyBear): hehe
(jugslam): <Popcorn> Suggestions for proton's butthole: protohistories protohistoric protestations periodontologies point-to-points paleobotanists penetrabilities partitionists periodontists Peripateticism

Channel: private

[ August 15th, 2001 ]

(dawn_353): hi want to cyber?
(CrazyBear): sure
(dawn_353): im in a cafe
(CrazyBear): yer gonna diddle yer clit in a cafe?
(dawn_353): describe yourself
(CrazyBear): you first
(dawn_353): long hair brown skin 5'7"
(CrazyBear): big boobs?
(dawn_353): 36 inches
(dawn_353): 36B
(dawn_353): how about u how big is your gun?
(CrazyBear): show me
(CrazyBear): =D
(CrazyBear): bet you'd suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
(dawn_353): show me your cock first
(dawn_353): are u ready to ride?
(CrazyBear): are you an idiot?
(CrazyBear): or just a hirny 13yo kid?
(dawn_353): no i dont understand u sorry

Channel: #emech

[ August 13th, 2001 ]

<endorphin> hrm
*** endorphin counts on his fingers
<endorphin> 69 hours scopus has been without an internet connection
<endorphin> whoo!
*** proton stares at endorphin...
<endorphin> there's that number again...
<proton> you have 69 fingers?!?
<endorphin> depends on how much alcohol you've had
<proton> DAMN you must type fast!!/(�%&

Channel: #neogeo

[ August 13th, 2001 ]

- Joins: Shamaz [ bryan23@wont.get.ping.timeout.cause.i.am.from.i-shell.net ]
- ChanMode: Genjuro sets mode [ +v ] Shamaz
[ @Kenny` ] !param welcome 0
[ @[pimp] heh, i should -ctcp Shamaz ping till he dies
- Quits: Shamaz [ bryan23@wont.get.ping.timeout.cause.i.am.from.i-shell.net ] : [ Ping timeout ]

Channel: #emech

[ August 8th, 2001 ]

<proton> "The life expectancy of an unpatched, default installation of Red Hat 6.2
<proton> server is three days. The last time we attempted to confirm this, the system
<proton> was compromised in eight hours."
<proton> -The Honeynet Project

Channel: #emech

[ August 6th, 2001 ]

<babyrox> [majewski@badger emech-2.8.1]$ ./mech
<babyrox> EnergyMech 2.8.1, April 1st, 2001
<babyrox> Compiled on Apr 29 2001 03:57:06
<babyrox> Features: DBG, SDB, LNE, SEE, LNK, TEL, PIP, DYN, NEW, ALS, WIN, SEF
<babyrox> init: You forgot to edit your configuration file...
<babyrox> u know whats wrong with it?

Channel: #asylum on irc.asylumnet.org

[ August 6th, 2001 ]

(Deth-B0y): i just let lose a wet one, it like..stained by boxers
(Deth-B0y): and damnit, i don't have any clothes to change into :(

Channel: #emech

[ August 6th, 2001 ]

<devil`d> any1 know of the linux version of the winmech ?

Channel: #emech

[ August 6th, 2001 ]

<MadCamel> great. this sucks. i'm sittin alone on the computer while two ppl are fuckin like rabbi's in the next room.

Channel: #emech

[ August 6th, 2001 ]

* endo|work humps bear
(CrazyBear): w00t
(CrazyBear): make it hurt you batsard
(CrazyBear): err bastard
* endo|work puts on his sandpaper condom
(CrazyBear): sweet
(CrazyBear): file my `roids down some
(+endo|work): give you a good scratch in those hard to reach places